a study in james buchanan ‘keep-your-clothes-away-from-this-guy’ barnes
aka ‘bucky is the sole reason tony begudgingly admits that having a communal laundry room in avengers tower wasn’t the “best idea ever” ’
'yo where the fuck are all my clothes??? i left them in the dryer twenty minutes ago and now they're all gone. i'm serious steve you need to talk to your boyfriend about boundaries i've only got two t-shirts and one shoe left in my wardrobe — stop laughing and go fix the fucking problem, steve!'